Shannon O'Neil, Miss Pawnee 2008
Shannon was discovered by "The Look" Modeling Agency the summer of her eighth grade year, while eating lunch at the Oakbrook Mall. "The Look" sent Shannon directly from her table at FroYo's to the Milan of Indiana: Muncie, and she soon reached superstardom by gracing the covers of Indiana's regional glossies and direct mail circulars.
Amanda Milfred, Miss Pawnee 2007
Amanda has been on the pageant circuit since she was four years old, but she couldn't have done any of it without the help of her mother, Tiffany Milfred. I think Amanda would definitely say that Tiffany is the the inspiration behind all of Amanda's success. If Tiffany had had a mom like Tiffany when she was Amanda's age, Tiffany's life would have gone a lot differently, let me tell you. During the pageant off-season, Amanda and Tiffany like to vacation in Atlantic City, where they share mixed drinks, evenings with widowers and their sons, and swimwear (Tiffany's waist size hasn't increased since she was 28 years old, though her bust size has -- naturally).
Casey Vwitwick, Miss Pawnee 2006
Casey moved to beautiful Pawnee when she was six years old, and entered her first pageant when she was seven. Her crowning achievement was winning Miss Pawnee in 2006, after which she retired from competition forever. Casey now spends most afternoons perfecting her great-aunt's pie recipes, cooking, and holding dinner parties. She was briefly a plus-size model for Pawnee's own "More to Love" Boutique, but left her contract early due to a disagreement over the legal definition of "morbidly obese." She would like to thank the Pawnee Fire Department for the recent use of their crane.